- Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
- Boy: I really like you.
- Girl: Cool.
- Boy: Do you want to go out with me?
- Girl: WEEELLLL okay but only if you're okay with me dating five other boys.
- Boy: YOU'RE DATING FIVE OTHER BOYS???
- Girl: Well, yeah.... Liam, Niall, Zayn, Harry, and Louis....
- Boy: ......Aren't those the boys from One Direction?
- Girl: Who ELSE would they be?
- Boy: I don't like One Direction. They're stupid..
- Girl:
- Boy:
- Girl:
- Boy:
- Girl: Yeah, you should go before I break your head.
Shoutout to One Directions Mums today. Happy Mothers Day sex god creators!
Tricia and Zayn
Anne and Harry
Karen and Liam
Maura and Niall
Johannah and Louis
WE LOVE YOU!
